RE: Does Baby Jesus really cry each time we rub one out? Why sweat the small stuff, god?
August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am
(This post was last modified: August 1, 2014 at 2:20 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(July 31, 2014 at 6:11 pm)KUSA Wrote: The monkey and turtle are fucking nasty. I felt sick watching it.That -right there- is why "god sweats the small stuff". No offense meant KUSA, not giving you any shit whatsoever - you don't dig turtle juice and I completely understand. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity.
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