What Are the Rules of Something from Nothing?

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The fact remains if there was this alleged infinite regress of cause and effects atheists cling to, you would have had an eternity to come into being before now, so you should have already happened, so nature needs a cause outside of itself, outside of time and space, being uncreated by the uncreated Creator.

Incidentally, how do you know I haven't happened, just elsewhere, in one of the many expanses of space that we haven't yet observed?

See, that's the thing: this eternity does happen in a space we're only just beginning to understand. Your argument presupposes that earth is the only playing field.