Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
Seriously, just look at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0
The actors all act like they've just finished chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup before shooting, they had no budget, couldn't even afford to find stock footage of reindeer in snow for the NORTH POLE, the story blatantly disregards every convention of narrative, and is padded out with an entirely unrelated film about Thumbelina COMPLETE WITH CREDITS, has Mark Twain characters in Hawaiian shirts pop up for no reason whatsoever, and features Santa being driven from Fort Lauderdale to the North Pole by something called an "Ice Cream Bunny."
If you can find a film that's even worse than this, I will gladly send you one bottle of every Trappist beer in existence, because you'd clearly need shit-tons of booze to block out the memory.
Seriously, just look at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvUmD2kP_g0
The actors all act like they've just finished chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup before shooting, they had no budget, couldn't even afford to find stock footage of reindeer in snow for the NORTH POLE, the story blatantly disregards every convention of narrative, and is padded out with an entirely unrelated film about Thumbelina COMPLETE WITH CREDITS, has Mark Twain characters in Hawaiian shirts pop up for no reason whatsoever, and features Santa being driven from Fort Lauderdale to the North Pole by something called an "Ice Cream Bunny."
If you can find a film that's even worse than this, I will gladly send you one bottle of every Trappist beer in existence, because you'd clearly need shit-tons of booze to block out the memory.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
