We really need to break this down into categories:
1. Worst movie that inexplicably became a smash hit:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Stay
2. Worst movie hyped up by the critics and couldn't be saved even by the powerhouse cast of actors and actresses:
Me: Nell
My Wife: Budapest Hotel
3. Best worst movie when you want to see an unintentionally comically bad movie you can heckle with your friends in MST3K style:
Me: Deep Blue Sea
My Wife: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
4. Worst Mary-Sue movie:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Twilight
5. Worst Marty-Stu movie:
Me: Good Will Hunting
My Wife: Good Will Hunting
6. Worst sequel to a good movie:
Me: A lot of competition for this one. The nominees are Crow 2: City of Angels, Highlander 3 (never saw 2 or 4), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
Me: And the winner is... Crow 2
My Wife: Blues Brothers 2000
7. Worst prequel to a good movie:
Me: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
My Wife: Star Wars: Phantom Menace
8. Worst movie my spouse made me see:
My Wife: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
Me: Yeah, I deserved to be called out for subjecting her to that.
9. Worst movie that relied entirely on special effects not understanding that viewers need acting and plot:
My Wife: Starship Troopers
Me: Van Helsing
10. Worst movie due to bad acting
Me: The Borne Identity (Matt Daemon)
My Wife: Red Sonja
11. Worst bastardization of a great series to make a horrible movie, fuck you Fox
My Wife: Dr. Who (1996)
Me: Dr. Who (1996)
1. Worst movie that inexplicably became a smash hit:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Stay
2. Worst movie hyped up by the critics and couldn't be saved even by the powerhouse cast of actors and actresses:
Me: Nell
My Wife: Budapest Hotel
3. Best worst movie when you want to see an unintentionally comically bad movie you can heckle with your friends in MST3K style:
Me: Deep Blue Sea
My Wife: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
4. Worst Mary-Sue movie:
Me: Twilight
My Wife: Twilight
5. Worst Marty-Stu movie:
Me: Good Will Hunting
My Wife: Good Will Hunting
6. Worst sequel to a good movie:
Me: A lot of competition for this one. The nominees are Crow 2: City of Angels, Highlander 3 (never saw 2 or 4), Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.
Me: And the winner is... Crow 2
My Wife: Blues Brothers 2000
7. Worst prequel to a good movie:
Me: Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
My Wife: Star Wars: Phantom Menace
8. Worst movie my spouse made me see:
My Wife: Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
Me: Yeah, I deserved to be called out for subjecting her to that.
9. Worst movie that relied entirely on special effects not understanding that viewers need acting and plot:
My Wife: Starship Troopers
Me: Van Helsing
10. Worst movie due to bad acting
Me: The Borne Identity (Matt Daemon)
My Wife: Red Sonja
11. Worst bastardization of a great series to make a horrible movie, fuck you Fox
My Wife: Dr. Who (1996)
Me: Dr. Who (1996)
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
