Imagine how hard up this religion must be if it has to rely on Nick Cage to garner converts. That's like having a clown as a Pope.
(Don't say they already do, we're all better than that low hanging fruit.
)
(Don't say they already do, we're all better than that low hanging fruit.

"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!
Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!