(September 17, 2014 at 1:45 pm)badlydrawngirl Wrote: A friend on Facebook posted a status about hating Christmas, and her friend responded by saying she loves Christmas but hates Santa. So instead she tells her son Jesus brings the presents and put them under the tree.
I've been laughing for 4 hours..
But then how, does Jesus deliver all those presents to the vast number of children throughout the world? And does Jesus REALLY eat the cookies and drink the milk we leave out? Doesn't he get tired of it, house after house?
And what if we have a fire burning in the fireplace? How will Jesus get down the chimney? Won't he get burned? And we have a screen over the top of the chimney and it's only 8" in diameter? How will Jesus fit? Slimfast?
Oh, let me guess....maaaaaaaggggggiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccc.
