Hey, I just checked my Atheist Bible and there's no mention about not having sex with pelicans. I'm off to the zoo. Brb.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
