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Believers got us dead to rights, give up.
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RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up.
(September 19, 2014 at 12:04 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(September 19, 2014 at 12:02 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Hey, I just checked my Atheist Bible and there's no mention about not having sex with pelicans. I'm off to the zoo. Brb.

Waaay ahead of you man. Ask for Linda, she can hold two two whole fish in her beak.

Pelicans? Pfft. You guys are so old fashioned. Ask for the boobies (the bird).
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Jackie - September 19, 2014 at 6:55 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by DramaQueen - September 19, 2014 at 8:36 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Jackie - September 19, 2014 at 8:46 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by fr0d0 - September 19, 2014 at 9:10 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Jackie - September 19, 2014 at 9:16 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by fr0d0 - September 19, 2014 at 9:27 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by fr0d0 - September 19, 2014 at 12:18 pm
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Jackie - September 19, 2014 at 9:32 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by fr0d0 - September 19, 2014 at 10:21 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2014 at 9:42 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Jackie - September 19, 2014 at 10:24 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Jackie - September 19, 2014 at 11:01 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by vorlon13 - September 19, 2014 at 11:30 am
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Cyberman - September 19, 2014 at 12:02 pm
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by StealthySkeptic - September 19, 2014 at 12:15 pm
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Exian - September 19, 2014 at 12:17 pm
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Jackie - September 19, 2014 at 12:46 pm
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Cyberman - September 19, 2014 at 12:51 pm
RE: Believers got us dead to rights, give up. - by Jackie - September 19, 2014 at 12:57 pm

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