RE: Dealing with overly emotional christian parents?
September 21, 2014 at 1:56 pm
(This post was last modified: September 21, 2014 at 1:57 pm by vorlon13.)
For a funny take:
Instead of pretending to be as Christian as they are for a year, you should have went ultra orthodox on them. Build a prayer closet and make THEM use it. Handle serpents, stock the fridge with strychnine. Build an altar in the back yard and incinerate small animals for the smoke that pleases God's mighty nostrils.
They would be begging you to go total atheist by now.
hang in there !
Instead of pretending to be as Christian as they are for a year, you should have went ultra orthodox on them. Build a prayer closet and make THEM use it. Handle serpents, stock the fridge with strychnine. Build an altar in the back yard and incinerate small animals for the smoke that pleases God's mighty nostrils.
They would be begging you to go total atheist by now.
hang in there !
