Rant against anti-atheist agnostics.

[Whateverist]

You tell me, you're the one that needs absolution that you cannot possibly earn or deserve. You're the one for whom a horrible act was committed which you cannot make reparations.

See, it would be pretty cool if god resurrected Eve, then had her go around offering everyone an apple. We'd all get the chance to say "no" (and stare at those perfect tits!!!) and god would save the ones who did so, and damn the ones who either took the apple, or jumped Eve's bones.

Which means that heaven would be full of straight women and gay men. Terrific.

Nice quote in your sig, by the way.

"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould