If the teen found Jesus' grave, dug up his bones, and humped them, then you'd have a comparison. If the teen humped a statue of Christopher Hitchens, then you'd have a comparison. Something is wrong with comparing some paint and plaster with a dead body.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue