I don't know who wrote this before, but they were correct on the Texas English pretty much raping the English language.
However, do not leave out the rest of the South. Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, North/South Carolina and the Southern region of Ohio all have red neck slang'ed the English Language.
Example:
I would like to leave for the market in a couple of hours and purchase a few items for dinner tonight.
Red Neck: (Which of course every state I listed will have their own way of saying it)
Id liik (stress the "I") to gedon' don tooda stur an buyme sum shit fer supper taniight.....
However, do not leave out the rest of the South. Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, North/South Carolina and the Southern region of Ohio all have red neck slang'ed the English Language.
Example:
I would like to leave for the market in a couple of hours and purchase a few items for dinner tonight.
Red Neck: (Which of course every state I listed will have their own way of saying it)
Id liik (stress the "I") to gedon' don tooda stur an buyme sum shit fer supper taniight.....
Intelligence is the only true moral guide...
