Christians: Please explain the Exodus

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Nothing wore out, so nothing to leave behind.

Are you really that fucking stupid or are you just fucking around?

And deuteronomy is, at best, a late 7th century book which underwent many redactions. Like the rest of the stupid fucking bible it is not worth the paper it is written on in a historical sense.

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My cat just finished writing a book. He has no sense of history or of future events, so when he writes "300 years ago my ancestors made a cellular phone call to the cat lord, and the cat lord spake, and the cat lord gave us this land", I'm like, "Cats didn't have cell phones back then!???"

Don't fuck around with cats.




They take no prisoners.