Are you going to hell...

[abaris]

I'm obviously not going, since the guy from the basement didn't offer me a contract so far. A real pity, come to think of it. I could use riches and power.

And besides, the most interesting people seem to be destined for below anyway. Idolators may have some cool music and the dogs seem to be there too, according to revelations. I loved my dogs very much and I wouldn't want to spend eternity without them anyway. Sounds kind of boring to me.