If I grant your contrary to reality hypothetical:
First there'd have to be some time to recover from the surprise. Waking up after death has pureed your brain is going to take some getting used to from the consciousness is a result of neural processes standpoint.
Then I'd accept the accolades from the judges. Clearly, mankind was created and given free will because the product of immortality and omniscience is eternal boredom. God made man (and women) because he wanted a show, not a bunch of grovelling flunkies. You object: the bible says there'll be punishments and rewards for those (not)faithful to His word. Bullshit. The bible is obviously a gullibility test to see who has sense enough to see through it. We make the most interesting actors. Your mistake is one of pride, that you think you know what God wants just because you read it in some old book.
What is that 'God can't lie' crap? An omnipotent God can do anything he damn well pleases. Our job is to entertain.
First there'd have to be some time to recover from the surprise. Waking up after death has pureed your brain is going to take some getting used to from the consciousness is a result of neural processes standpoint.
Then I'd accept the accolades from the judges. Clearly, mankind was created and given free will because the product of immortality and omniscience is eternal boredom. God made man (and women) because he wanted a show, not a bunch of grovelling flunkies. You object: the bible says there'll be punishments and rewards for those (not)faithful to His word. Bullshit. The bible is obviously a gullibility test to see who has sense enough to see through it. We make the most interesting actors. Your mistake is one of pride, that you think you know what God wants just because you read it in some old book.
What is that 'God can't lie' crap? An omnipotent God can do anything he damn well pleases. Our job is to entertain.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? 
