RE: Judgement day defense strageity.
November 1, 2014 at 8:54 pm
(This post was last modified: November 1, 2014 at 8:55 pm by Cyberman.)
Based on the Abrahamic rules, I know for a fact I'm going to heaven.
According to the mythology and the rules derived therefrom, I am a sinner. I have committed the one unforgivable sin, denial of the holy spirit etc. In fact I make a point of committing it every day. Thus, by the rules of this game, there is no escaping eternal postmortem punishment for me. The absolute worst punishment that the Abrahamic god can possibly inflict upon me as an atheist would be to make me spend my eternity in its presence. Thus, I am destined for heaven. And may Ceiling Cat have mercy on what apparently passes for my soul.
According to the mythology and the rules derived therefrom, I am a sinner. I have committed the one unforgivable sin, denial of the holy spirit etc. In fact I make a point of committing it every day. Thus, by the rules of this game, there is no escaping eternal postmortem punishment for me. The absolute worst punishment that the Abrahamic god can possibly inflict upon me as an atheist would be to make me spend my eternity in its presence. Thus, I am destined for heaven. And may Ceiling Cat have mercy on what apparently passes for my soul.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
