7 Questions for non-Christians

[Exian]

I'm looking for people to answer the following questions as a part of a survey I need to conduct. Could you share your answers to them?

1. How would you describe your religious background and church involvement? Very lightly Christian for 20 or so years. Barely any church involvement, so you know, a true Christian.
2. To you, what is God like? Describe God. Huge muscles, commands thunder and lightning, golden hair, big ass hammer, tiny dick
3. To you, what is important in life?My daughter
4. What do you think is important and unimportant to God? What it is we do with our privates. Kind of a perv.
5. What do you think is takes to be straightened out with God? Ridding the world of Canaanites.
6. Describe what the term Jesus Christ means to you. Fictional character.
7. From your perspective, what are the major problems of churches today? They are to bigots and morons what bright lights are to bugs, and unfortunately it's not a zapper.