RE: 7 Questions for non-Christians
November 5, 2014 at 4:34 am
(This post was last modified: November 5, 2014 at 4:42 am by jesus_wept.)
1. How would you describe your religious background and church involvement?
I went to church when I was young but grew.out of it.
2. To you, what is God like? Describe God.
He is a dickhead.
3. To you, what is important in life?
Eating babies.
4. What do you think is important and unimportant to God?
Torturing people for thought crimes and smiting heretics seems importtant to him. Whether or not someone lead a good life, less so.
5. What do you think is takes to be straightened out with God?
I have no idea what this means.
6. Describe what the term Jesus Christ means to you.
Smeared with semen.
7. From your perspective, what are the major problems of churches today?
They exist as churches. The roofs seem to leak a lot too.
I went to church when I was young but grew.out of it.
2. To you, what is God like? Describe God.
He is a dickhead.
3. To you, what is important in life?
Eating babies.
4. What do you think is important and unimportant to God?
Torturing people for thought crimes and smiting heretics seems importtant to him. Whether or not someone lead a good life, less so.
5. What do you think is takes to be straightened out with God?
I have no idea what this means.
6. Describe what the term Jesus Christ means to you.
Smeared with semen.
7. From your perspective, what are the major problems of churches today?
They exist as churches. The roofs seem to leak a lot too.
