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The real "Christians answering questions" thread
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The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm
God did it.
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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 9:20 pm
The end.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 9:56 pm
(May 3, 2016 at 9:19 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: God did it.

What?  Shit on the rug?
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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 10:05 pm
We probably should have some test of religious fealty for those posting threads and claiming Christianity.

Asps ?

Strychnine ?

Repudiating and rebuking all wives past the first ?

Not a female ?
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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 10:10 pm
All least that would prove he exists...
God is so slack he couldn't give a shit!
That's how much he cares about us!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 10:13 pm
Having faith is just believing in a god that still does nothing.
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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 11:30 pm
None of you are reaaal Christians. *CAW* No! And you never were. Never, never, ever, ever! *CAW, CAW*
Yabba-dabba, shama lama ding dong...Jeeheeheesus! *CAW*

And to answer your question....because you hate my GAWD!*CAW*
You're committed to: abortion, dirty language, Booty-sodomy! And marijuana cigarettes!*CAW, CAW*
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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 11:47 pm
I'm going to heaven! I wear 100% polyester work clothing!
My jocks are a cotton blend though....oh dear!
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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 3, 2016 at 11:50 pm
You're DAMNED !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: The real "Christians answering questions" thread
May 4, 2016 at 1:41 am (This post was last modified: May 4, 2016 at 1:41 am by robvalue.)
I think you're oversimplifying the theology. Let me explain.

Q) Who is responsible for X?

A) If X is a good thing: Goddidit.

If X is a bad thing: Any combination of man/evil/sin/satan/eve/corruption/nature; and God has no responsibility whatsoever.
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