Scientific Debate: Why I assert that Darwin's theory of evolution is false

[robvalue]

For real. I would have thought it would be a sin to speak for god. Yet it happens all the time.

"...god is immaterial, untestable, unknowable, but he lives at 32 Spooner Street and wears a red hat..."
"..because god wanted to...."
"...because god thought that..."
"...because otherwise god would..."
"...god thought this was the best way to..."
"...god is an imaginary perfect version of myself..."

I hear a lot of these as ad-hoc rationalizations by a defeated theist in debate.

Oops, the last one slipped in from some other topic.