(November 8, 2014 at 2:00 pm)Astrogod07 Wrote:(November 8, 2014 at 1:45 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You left off verse 29.
The BEST part, you twit !!!!
Oh, so I did.
29 When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel.
While I don't agree it's the best part, it is definitely disturbing.
So in a few days to a few weeks later, all the corners of Israel get a helluva a surprise in the mail.
"Oh, look! The Levite sent us something!! Wonder what's in the package?"
{rustle, rip, tear, GASP!!!!}
"EEEEEEEEEK !!! OMG, the perv sent us a jism saturated twat !!!!!!!