I'm not going to have a funeral. Upon my death, my corpse is to be suspended on a complex series of pulleys and tracks in my house that are linked to the doorbell, so that whenever somebody comes to the door I rise from the sofa and rush over to scare the shit out of whoever it is. The best part is, I'll only get increasingly terrifying as time goes on.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee
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