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The Perfect Religious Doctrine
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The Perfect Religious Doctrine
Ever read a religious book that contained all of the most perfect rules for mankind to follow? I'm talking about the one that got it all right. A collection of wisdom so perfect, so concise, so complete, that nobody could possibly maim or murder someone as a result of misinterpreting it...No? Me neither...

So let's do it. Right here, on AF.org, let's create the perfect doctrine for all people to live by. Try to keep your laws and directions short and to the point, however, also try to keep in mind that as the years pass, if you're not perfectly clear in what you mean to say, something as innocent as "if she is found not be a Virgin on the night of her marriage, she is to be stoned on her fathers doorstep" might actually be taken literally rather than the obvious temporary, and entirely contextual meaning that was originally intended...

Already got a book that you think nailed it, then feel free to plagiarize the fuck out of them! But do consider that the obvious ones such as "Do on to others..." will go fast so you may be tempted to revise some of the fucked up passages in your book in an attempt to make them more plausibly attributed to an omni-wise author. Any questions? Good. Let's start the game...What shall/shall not thou do first?
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RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
(May 14, 2016 at 9:57 pm)The Reality Salesman Wrote: Try to keep your laws and directions short and to the point

Don't be a dick.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
Show compassion in all aspects of your life. Whether you are rewarded or not does not matter, it's just better not to be an asshole.
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RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
The one that lines my pockets for a change.
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RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
I'm thinking of the way these could be interpreted 2,000 years from now if we gained some sort of following...

Do you think that the command "Don't be a dick." could one day lead to our male followers chopping their dicks off?
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#6
RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
No, but I think it could lead a species of giant-talking-dick-monsters to go and have a species-change operation.
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#7
RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
OP, we have it now. It's our justice system.
They are the laws to Iive by without the need for a divine promise of an afterlife.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#8
RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
True love is without condition. Life is precious and must be preserved from misery and torment at all cost. Even if some one doesn't like your books.
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RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
(May 14, 2016 at 10:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OP, we have it now. It's our justice system.
They are the laws to Iive by without the need for a divine promise of an afterlife.
Exactly! Throw one out there!
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RE: The Perfect Religious Doctrine
Try to truly empathise with people, even if it takes you out of your comfort zone or goes against what you want/need to believe about people... 

Picture yourself in their position - from their perspective not yours... not 'what would I do in that situation?' but 'what would they do in that situation?'... and if you can't relate to their position work hard at it until you can... question, research, analyse, become informed.

To expect or even hope for everyone to do that in every situation, for every stereotype or belief about a person they encounter, is unrealistic. But nonetheless if everyone at least tried to do it as much as possible, and certainly whenever they become aware of an emotional belief (ie delusion or prejudice) that effects how they see and treat a person, the world would be a much better place.


Stereotypes and gut feels - emotional beliefs - are great if you're facing lions and tigers in the wild but in this day and age, when relied on for judging people, they can just lead to prejudice, discrimination, fear, and hate. It needs to stop if we ever want true and lasting peace in the world and our relationships.
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