We get a few of those round here sometimes, usually when the weather's ok. Like our resident faithful, they tend to communicate in caps lock. They must think they can make up in volume what they lack in credibility.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
