The One Thing the Atheist Misunderstands

[Sonny]

So, basically your version of GOD!!! is what I would simply call the universe, except your universe has vocal chords.

And since you didn't seem to follow my link, I'll leave you a quote. This is a time saving device:

Hello, abrahamic theist.

If you are reading this, then you have more than likely tried to preach at me in an attempt to "save my soul", and I have kindly linked you to this page to "save you" the time and effort.

I'm an atheist; I don't accept the claims made by your religion as being true, including the existence of your brand of god(s). This means when I say "Your god can lick my butthole", I'm being nonsensical, because something that doesn't exist will have a hard time licking my butthole, let alone sending me to hell for saying it. Likewise, I don't hate your god. If he can't lick my butthole for being non-existent, I can't hate him. I will say, I hate the man-made, fear-mongering, mythology surrounding your god and your religion.

At this point, you may be thinking "There's still a chance to save this misguided soul", and in an attempt to remove all doubt, I give you this: god, the holy spirit, and Jesus fucking Christ can all go fuck themselves in a holy ménage à trois for all I care.

Thanks.

ty for replying
Here is something to consider:
It is not MY DEFINITION of God.
It is the AUTHOR of pretty much EVERY religious text EVER WRITTEN

try again to ACTUALLY read the quotes I posted lol

literally HUNDREDS more quotes available for you from texts written throughout history and in many cultures ALL DEFINING GOD as the ALL of ALL ALL's.

Then try this trick.
Go back and READ the bible except this time when anyone mentions GOD or FATHER substitute the new evolved definition that you have now for the contemptuous one you used the first time.

then you will see the nature of ESOTERIC WORDS.

It is written so a poorly educated individual may still benefit from the CONCEPT. AS WELL AS a HIGHLY educated individual.

it is ESOTERIC.

HIDDEN MEANING.

METAPHORS

ANALOGIES

of a VERY REAL THING THAT IS AMAZINGLY EASY TO FIND LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

READ IT AGAIN LOL

Cause what it is SAYING.
Is SUPER EASY TO UNDERSTAND AND THE GREATEST LAUGH YOU WILL EVER HAVE!

---

OK so you've engaged in some dishonest semantics. You got anything else? Are you expecting a string of conversions from that brain fart?

What is dishonest about using the AUTHOR of a works definition over the definition from someone that didn't get it the first time they read it? Or someone that bases their definition off of the hearsay of others?

The AUTHOR is the SOURCE of the DEFINITION under his or her POETIC LICENSE.

Connotation is a real thing look it up lol