You have failed to explain why we should anthropomorphise the universe.
But god isn't some vaguely deist quantity but an interfering arsehole that forcibly impregnates virgins and lays waste to cities and entire civilisations just coz. Watches you masturbate and hates gays.
None of what you write makes any sense at all.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.