Anyway, let me get this straight:
The BIBLE (LOL!!) makes the CLAIM that GOD IS THE UNIVERSE.
The ATHEIST (N00B!1!) cannot UNDERSTAND and is STUPID and rejects the REALITY of GOD LOLOLOL he's so BLIND he can't see the EVIDENCE lying before his eyes (that is there because YOU SAID SO, and YOU don't need to SHOW it to ANYONE).
ROTFLOL with me LOLOLOL
This was painful to write, so bear with me
The BIBLE (LOL!!) makes the CLAIM that GOD IS THE UNIVERSE.
The ATHEIST (N00B!1!) cannot UNDERSTAND and is STUPID and rejects the REALITY of GOD LOLOLOL he's so BLIND he can't see the EVIDENCE lying before his eyes (that is there because YOU SAID SO, and YOU don't need to SHOW it to ANYONE).
ROTFLOL with me LOLOLOL
This was painful to write, so bear with me
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."