RE: The One Thing the Atheist Misunderstands
December 23, 2014 at 9:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 23, 2014 at 10:38 am by Tonus.)
(December 23, 2014 at 7:51 am)Sonny Wrote: God IS EXISTENCE.Well, there's your problem. No way to differentiate between what is or isn't god, so you're trapped by your belief.
All of it.
If Losty shows up at my doorstep topless, I'd shout "GOD IS THE TITS!" And then we'll spend the rest of the afternoon doing things that would make Satan blush.
You, meanwhile, are busy genuflecting to a birdbath, because it is god. When the men in white coats escort you to an ambulance, you follow quietly because they are god. When they bring the straitjacket, you willingly put your arms through it because it is god. When they show you your padded cell, you enter cheerfully because it is god. When the orderly with the crazy eyes and the holy cross earring enters the room, you welcome him because he is god. When he fondles your balls for the next half-hour, you consider it a sort of prayer meeting.
So for you, god is a deranged orderly squeezing your testicles. For me, god is a pair of soft, warm breasts with nipples that perk up if you blow on them gently. You might want to revise your beliefs. You're missing out on some great tits.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
-Stephen Jay Gould
