The One Thing the Atheist Misunderstands

[Sonny]

God IS EXISTENCE.
All of it.

Well, there's your problem. No way to differentiate between what is or isn't god, so you're trapped by your belief.

If Losty shows up at my doorstep topless, I'd shout "GOD IS THE TITS!" And then we'll spend the rest of the afternoon doing things that would make Satan blush.

You, meanwhile, are busy genuflecting to a birdbath, because it is god. When the men in white coats escort you to an ambulance, you follow quietly because they are god. When they bring the straitjacket, you willingly put your arms through it because it is god. When they show you your padded cell, you enter cheerfully because it is god. When the orderly with the crazy eyes and the holy cross earring enters the room, you welcome him because he is god. When he fondles your balls for the next half-hour, you consider it a sort of prayer meeting.

So for you, god is a deranged orderly squeezing your testicles. For me, god is a pair of soft, warm breasts with nipples that perk up if you blow on them gently. You might want to revise your beliefs. Your missing out on some great tits.

oh please it is pretty easy to differentiate between what is and isn't God....
if it EXISTS then it is PART OF GOD.
if it does NOT exist then it does not exist! lol

How can this possibly be hard for you guys to get? lol

And I never miss out on tits hahaha

they LOVE me in piles

I am a good, intelligent, and kind man that is very generous with his wealth.

God rewards ALL muahahahahaha