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Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
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RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible
Killing the firstborns of Egypt after screwing with the Pharoah so that he couldn't let Moses' people go if he wanted to, and later ordering Moses to kill his followers for breaking a rule against idol worship that none of them were aware of. I realize they were cartoonishly whiny for some reason, but when a polytheist is unhappy with a member of their pantheon, they start worshiping another member of their pantheon. That's how polytheism works.

Pretty much any passage where children are killed or raped.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 5:54 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Elskidor - December 28, 2014 at 5:58 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Spooky - December 28, 2014 at 6:07 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Godschild - December 28, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 6:28 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - December 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 7:57 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 9:11 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 28, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 28, 2014 at 10:19 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 28, 2014 at 10:27 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - December 28, 2014 at 11:06 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by SteelCurtain - December 28, 2014 at 10:56 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 28, 2014 at 11:56 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Drich - December 29, 2014 at 12:10 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 29, 2014 at 12:57 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Tonus - December 30, 2014 at 5:10 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 1:54 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - December 29, 2014 at 12:25 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - December 29, 2014 at 9:43 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Crossless1 - December 29, 2014 at 11:44 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by dyresand - December 29, 2014 at 10:36 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Natachan - December 29, 2014 at 12:17 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by dyresand - December 29, 2014 at 12:28 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by paulpablo - January 1, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 1, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by vorlon13 - January 1, 2015 at 2:22 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by paulpablo - January 2, 2015 at 3:47 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 1, 2015 at 3:22 pm
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 2, 2015 at 11:11 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - January 2, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 2, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by abaris - January 2, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 5, 2015 at 10:40 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 5, 2015 at 10:43 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Nope - January 5, 2015 at 11:00 am
RE: Your Favorite Violent Part of the Bible - by Chad32 - January 5, 2015 at 11:03 am

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