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RE: If i had a dollar for every time...
January 10, 2015 at 3:32 pm
(January 10, 2015 at 3:29 pm)Lek Wrote:
(January 9, 2015 at 12:45 pm)dyresand Wrote: Jesus can walk on water
Watermelons are 84% water
I can walk on watermelons.
I am 84% Jesus.

Not convinced?

Jesus can walk on water
Cucumbers are 96% water
I can walk on cucumbers
I am 96% Jesus.

Still not convinced?

Jesus can walk on water
Ice is 100% water
I can walk on ice
I am 100% Jesus

Bam.
If you can take me to heaven, I'll consider it. Otherwise, you're 100% nuts.

You're not worthy enough.
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If i had a dollar for every time... - by dyresand - January 3, 2015 at 1:57 am
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 4:18 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by JuliaL - January 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by Spooky - January 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by JuliaL - January 3, 2015 at 5:08 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by vorlon13 - January 3, 2015 at 4:46 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by Spooky - January 3, 2015 at 4:48 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by vorlon13 - January 3, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by Spooky - January 3, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by dyresand - January 3, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by strawdawg - January 9, 2015 at 6:29 am
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by Spooky - January 9, 2015 at 9:00 am
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by robvalue - January 9, 2015 at 7:06 am
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by strawdawg - January 9, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by robvalue - January 9, 2015 at 12:22 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by dyresand - January 9, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by Spooky - January 9, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by Lek - January 10, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by dyresand - January 10, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by Lek - January 10, 2015 at 5:11 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by dyresand - January 10, 2015 at 5:16 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by robvalue - January 10, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: If i had a dollar for every time... - by dyresand - January 10, 2015 at 4:06 pm

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