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RE: Questions about noah ark
January 15, 2015 at 3:37 pm (This post was last modified: January 15, 2015 at 3:37 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(January 15, 2015 at 8:51 am)Drich Wrote: From here it looks like the collective answer so far is a big nuh-uh! The floods not real, so their couldn't be a boat on top of a mountain!

The ark as described in the Bible wouldn't last six months on the open ocean, due to a phenomenon known as "hogging". The ship would have broken up.

Never mind all the difficulties mentioned by Gawdzilla upthread, which are far more detailed than your dishonest summary would imply.

I'd suggest you pray to your god for some integrity -- you're in dire need of it.

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