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RE: Questions about noah ark

January 15, 2015 at 6:55 pm

Quote:So, basically, Noah saved the cast of The Lion King plus Rudolph.

Well, he was commanded to do so:

The Book Of Hakuna Matata Ch3, Verse 28: 'And Noah builded the ark as the Lord commanded. And he did gather unto it all manner of creatures of animation, and the Claymation thereunto also.'

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson

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