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Islamic Jokes
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RE: Islamic Jokes
January 16, 2015 at 6:09 am (This post was last modified: January 16, 2015 at 6:23 am by robvalue.)
How many muslims does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the ladder, one to switch the bulb, and one to interpret the Quran in such a way that it predicted and took credit for light bulbs.
Who would win in a fight with God & Jesus vs Allah and Mohammad?

FSM.
How can tell when a muslim is trying to change the meaning of Quran verses?

His lips are moving.
A muslim moderate comes round a corner to find a Muslim zealot executing random passers by. The moderate says, "You are using a radical interpretation of the quran!"

The zealot replies, "Thanks, yeah pretty cool huh?"
How can you tell the difference between a radical's Quran and a moderate's Quran?

Exactly.
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Islamic Jokes

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Islamic Jokes - by Forsaken - January 15, 2015 at 9:22 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Minimalist - January 15, 2015 at 9:46 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Forsaken - January 15, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Full Circle - January 16, 2015 at 12:09 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by DeadChannel - January 16, 2015 at 12:12 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by robvalue - January 16, 2015 at 6:09 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Minimalist - January 16, 2015 at 11:28 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by robvalue - January 16, 2015 at 11:34 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Forsaken - January 21, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by FatAndFaithless - January 21, 2015 at 4:57 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Cyberman - January 21, 2015 at 10:13 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by robvalue - January 22, 2015 at 5:54 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Forsaken - January 22, 2015 at 5:21 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by JesusHChrist - January 22, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Cyberman - January 22, 2015 at 8:28 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by abaris - January 22, 2015 at 10:13 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Cyberman - January 22, 2015 at 10:46 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Zen Badger - January 23, 2015 at 12:06 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by robvalue - January 23, 2015 at 4:27 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Cyberman - January 23, 2015 at 7:12 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by JesusHChrist - January 23, 2015 at 11:39 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Davka - January 23, 2015 at 11:51 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by robvalue - January 24, 2015 at 8:43 am
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Cyberman - January 24, 2015 at 10:07 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Minimalist - January 24, 2015 at 11:44 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Forsaken - January 28, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Minimalist - January 30, 2015 at 4:05 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by robvalue - January 30, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by JesusHChrist - January 30, 2015 at 4:18 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Norman Humann - January 30, 2015 at 5:27 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by JesusHChrist - January 30, 2015 at 5:28 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Norman Humann - January 30, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Islamic Jokes - by Cyberman - January 30, 2015 at 7:15 pm

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