Other classic ones I've heard include:
"Dinosaur bones? God put those here to test our faith!"
"Without religion, people would have no moral values"
"I can feel God's presence inside me"
"What about all the good that religion has done in the world?"
"Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot were atheists"
"The majority of people believe in God, so he must exist"
"God works in mysterious ways, everything happens according to his will" - Usually an excuse when their prayers are unsurprisingly not answered.
And from religious idiots who do not understand evolution:
"If evolution is true and we descended from apes. Why do monkeys keep breeding monkeys instead of human beings?"
Among other major stupidity.
"Dinosaur bones? God put those here to test our faith!"
"Without religion, people would have no moral values"
"I can feel God's presence inside me"
"What about all the good that religion has done in the world?"
"Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot were atheists"
"The majority of people believe in God, so he must exist"
"God works in mysterious ways, everything happens according to his will" - Usually an excuse when their prayers are unsurprisingly not answered.
And from religious idiots who do not understand evolution:
"If evolution is true and we descended from apes. Why do monkeys keep breeding monkeys instead of human beings?"
Among other major stupidity.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
