Guy comes to the doctor and says: "doc, my wife doesn't want to take hormones and I don't, you know, don't perform well with condoms. Can't you recommend a more convenient alternative?"
Says the doctor: "Sure, no problem! Eating an apple will do."
The guy looks puzzled: "that sounds too good to be true, are you certain that it works?"
"100%", says the doctor.
The guy thinks about it for a second, but is still confused: "Erm ok... and do I... eat the apple... before or after?"
"No, no", says the doctor, "you eat it instead"
Says the doctor: "Sure, no problem! Eating an apple will do."
The guy looks puzzled: "that sounds too good to be true, are you certain that it works?"
"100%", says the doctor.
The guy thinks about it for a second, but is still confused: "Erm ok... and do I... eat the apple... before or after?"
"No, no", says the doctor, "you eat it instead"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
