Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible.

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Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible.

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RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible.

January 23, 2015 at 5:04 pm

Is this guy for real? This is ridiculously dumb.

"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."

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Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Esquilax - January 23, 2015 at 4:54 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chas - January 23, 2015 at 4:57 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Brian37 - January 24, 2015 at 8:05 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chad32 - January 24, 2015 at 10:14 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Brian37 - January 24, 2015 at 3:05 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Lucanus - January 23, 2015 at 5:04 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Bad Wolf - January 23, 2015 at 5:06 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Darkstar - January 23, 2015 at 6:31 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Crossless1 - January 23, 2015 at 6:41 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by dyresand - January 23, 2015 at 7:09 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 23, 2015 at 7:48 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2015 at 8:15 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chad32 - January 23, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Jackalope - January 23, 2015 at 8:20 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 23, 2015 at 8:38 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by SteelCurtain - January 23, 2015 at 8:54 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Esquilax - January 23, 2015 at 10:53 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by vorlon13 - January 23, 2015 at 11:50 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 24, 2015 at 12:23 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by robvalue - January 24, 2015 at 7:23 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by robvalue - January 24, 2015 at 8:20 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Brian37 - January 24, 2015 at 8:44 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chad32 - January 24, 2015 at 3:31 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Natachan - January 24, 2015 at 3:35 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by robvalue - January 24, 2015 at 3:36 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 25, 2015 at 5:14 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by downbeatplumb - January 25, 2015 at 5:22 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 25, 2015 at 5:57 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Esquilax - January 25, 2015 at 7:44 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 30, 2015 at 12:24 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chas - January 30, 2015 at 2:41 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 30, 2015 at 2:55 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chas - January 31, 2015 at 9:06 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2015 at 11:11 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chas - January 31, 2015 at 1:00 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2015 at 1:51 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Ryantology - January 31, 2015 at 3:17 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Brian37 - January 31, 2015 at 4:02 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2015 at 4:16 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Brian37 - January 31, 2015 at 4:48 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2015 at 4:57 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Silver - January 31, 2015 at 5:22 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Brian37 - January 31, 2015 at 5:47 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2015 at 6:03 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Brian37 - January 31, 2015 at 6:32 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2015 at 6:58 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Brian37 - January 31, 2015 at 7:22 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Silver - January 31, 2015 at 7:29 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by SteelCurtain - January 31, 2015 at 6:16 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 31, 2015 at 4:52 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Norman Humann - January 31, 2015 at 4:53 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 31, 2015 at 6:01 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Esquilax - January 31, 2015 at 3:29 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - January 31, 2015 at 3:57 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Esquilax - January 31, 2015 at 4:16 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Thumpalumpacus - February 3, 2015 at 11:39 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Natachan - January 25, 2015 at 10:01 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Norman Humann - January 25, 2015 at 11:34 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by dyresand - January 25, 2015 at 11:49 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by SteelCurtain - January 25, 2015 at 11:55 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by dyresand - January 25, 2015 at 11:56 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Roxy904 - January 25, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Lucanus - January 25, 2015 at 1:25 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by robvalue - January 25, 2015 at 1:28 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by dyresand - January 25, 2015 at 2:16 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chas - January 25, 2015 at 2:21 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by dyresand - January 25, 2015 at 2:27 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Thumpalumpacus - January 25, 2015 at 11:26 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by dyresand - January 26, 2015 at 12:00 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by vorlon13 - January 30, 2015 at 12:28 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Mister Agenda - January 30, 2015 at 12:47 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by vorlon13 - January 30, 2015 at 2:34 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by downbeatplumb - February 5, 2015 at 12:10 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by robvalue - January 31, 2015 at 2:35 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Ryantology - January 31, 2015 at 4:42 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Ryantology - January 31, 2015 at 12:18 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by robvalue - January 31, 2015 at 12:47 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Chad32 - January 31, 2015 at 5:26 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Ryantology - January 31, 2015 at 10:14 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Huggy Bear - February 3, 2015 at 7:41 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by Mister Agenda - February 2, 2015 at 1:34 pm

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by RobbyPants - February 5, 2015 at 10:12 am

RE: Oklahoma Republican wants to make secular marriage impossible. - by robvalue - February 6, 2015 at 3:42 am

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