Alrighty then.
Elvis is not dead. And he's not an alien who went home.
Elvis moved to Area 51 where he's working with the evil grey aliens and the New World Order to take over the world.
- They faked the moon landings to make people overconfident about our technology.
- They use con-trails to weaken the world population while also using vaccinations to cause autism in growing numbers of humans.
- They caused 9/11 to make the world go to war with multiple Muslim countries in the hopes of weakening both sides.
- Star Wars aren't just movies. They're actually propaganda films that make Jedi and aliens popular on Earth so we accept them when they move in and take over.
And that's just the surface of their evil plans that I've been able to uncover.
You can't spell "Elvis" without "Evil".
Elvis is not dead. And he's not an alien who went home.
Elvis moved to Area 51 where he's working with the evil grey aliens and the New World Order to take over the world.
- They faked the moon landings to make people overconfident about our technology.
- They use con-trails to weaken the world population while also using vaccinations to cause autism in growing numbers of humans.
- They caused 9/11 to make the world go to war with multiple Muslim countries in the hopes of weakening both sides.
- Star Wars aren't just movies. They're actually propaganda films that make Jedi and aliens popular on Earth so we accept them when they move in and take over.
And that's just the surface of their evil plans that I've been able to uncover.
You can't spell "Elvis" without "Evil".
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
