I get pissed off with the self-scan checkouts at the supermarket. "Please place the item in the bagging area." "Unexpected item in bagging area. Remove this item before continuing." Fucking shut up, can't you! I do hate mouthy machines!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
