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Poll: Which religion or cult would you sentence ISIS to join?
This poll is closed.
Jehovah's Witnesses
25.00%
3 25.00%
Unification Church/Moonies
0%
0 0%
Buddhism
16.67%
2 16.67%
Constitutionalism
8.33%
1 8.33%
Church of the Subgenius or other creative cult
16.67%
2 16.67%
Christianity or other (please specify which or why)
33.33%
4 33.33%
Total 12 vote(s) 100%
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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
To mend the ways of ISIS and provide the missing balance,
which religion or cult would you sentence ISIS to join:
* Jehovah's Witness (against war and violence, and blood related procedures,
no witchcraft or secular holidays)
* Unification Church (mass marriages for peace and unity in one happy family)
* Buddhism (no violence, indoctrination, coercion, abuse of sex or intoxicants)
* Constitutionalism (due process, free exercise of religion, limited govt)
* Church of the Subgenius or other creative cult
* Christianity or Other (please specify which and why)

NOTE: If you vote for your own affiliation, please specify if you accept or don't accept responsibility for policing ISIS yourself,
but acknowledge you want to bestow this honor and responsibility on others in the group you recommend.
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Messages In This Thread
Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by emilynghiem - February 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Nope - February 17, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Spooky - February 17, 2015 at 10:48 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by CristW - February 20, 2015 at 10:21 am

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