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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?

Poll: Which religion or cult would you sentence ISIS to join?
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Jehovah's Witnesses
25.00%
 3 25.00%
Unification Church/Moonies
0%
 0 0%
Buddhism
16.67%
 2 16.67%
Constitutionalism
8.33%
 1 8.33%
Church of the Subgenius or other creative cult
16.67%
 2 16.67%
Christianity or other (please specify which or why)
33.33%
 4 33.33%
Total 12 vote(s) 100%
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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 16, 2015 at 7:27 pm
I'd be torn between two different flavors of Christianity; Catholicism or Quakers

Quakers because of the whole "violence is bad" thing, but honestly I don't think it would have much impact.

I'd actually go for Catholicism, traditional SSPX Catholicism at that. Why? The sense of guilt that permanently seems to hang over them and the fact they get less opportunities to breed.
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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?

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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 7:27 pm
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Nope - February 17, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Spooky - February 17, 2015 at 10:48 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by CristW - February 20, 2015 at 10:21 am

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