(February 16, 2015 at 9:44 pm)Metis Wrote:(February 16, 2015 at 9:04 pm)Beccs Wrote: A religion that involves them all being hanged and put to death.
I'd like to change my vote, I think they should all convert to "Heavens Gate" and attempt to return to the mothership.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_...s_group%29
^this
Also, two nice options would be Snake-Handling Jesus Freakism or Petrol-Drinking Jesus Freakism.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
