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Poll: Who'd you rather live next door to?
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A. see op
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B. see op
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2 16.67%
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Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
#1
Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
A. a christian who believes god wants them to go the extra mile to be kind to everyone, even if just as an evangelism tool or to win goody points in heaven.

B. an atheist who's a cynical curmudgeon who thinks since he doesn't believe in god, he has no reason to act morally or be nice.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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#2
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
Whichever is quiet and doesn't talk to me.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you."
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#3
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
I don’t really socialize with my neighbors much so I wouldn’t care either way
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#4
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
B. I couldn't take Ned Flanders living next door.

Edit: Unless Mr.s Flanders was really freaky deaky.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#5
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
If you have someone who doesn't care about morals, they could steal from you and not care that it's wrong.
However, I don't want Mr.Nice Guy either. He seems like he'll try to socialize with me and be super friendly. I'd rather have neighbors that just ignore me.
The bugle sounds as the charge begins

But on this battlefield no one wins

- Iron Maiden, The Trooper
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#6
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
Either could be clingy onto me as a disabled person. The Christian will occasionally forcefully lay hands on me in prayer, and the atheist would just bitch about his life but then say that at least he's not a cripple.

Luckily I'm not too neighborly in real life.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#7
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
Obviously, A. I'd hate to end up in prison because I killed neighbor B because he kept playing his stereo too loud.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#8
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
Which ever one knows how to mind their own business.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#9
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
Anything would be better than my idiot neighbour. Though technically I have three directly attached to me; one on the right, one up, one down.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#10
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
My best neighbour is the one who doesn't want to borrow my tools all the time.

(unless she's gorgeous and needs to borrow my 6 inch impact driver Naughty)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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