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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?

Poll: Which religion or cult would you sentence ISIS to join?
This poll is closed.
Jehovah's Witnesses
25.00%
 3 25.00%
Unification Church/Moonies
0%
 0 0%
Buddhism
16.67%
 2 16.67%
Constitutionalism
8.33%
 1 8.33%
Church of the Subgenius or other creative cult
16.67%
 2 16.67%
Christianity or other (please specify which or why)
33.33%
 4 33.33%
Total 12 vote(s) 100%
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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?
February 18, 2015 at 10:22 am (This post was last modified: February 18, 2015 at 10:24 am by Losty.)
I chose Jehovah's Witness because it's seems like the best punishment for them.
I do second the Heaven's Gate comment, though.
(February 17, 2015 at 8:42 am)Lucanus Wrote:
(February 16, 2015 at 9:44 pm)Metis Wrote: I'd like to change my vote, I think they should all convert to "Heavens Gate" and attempt to return to the mothership.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_...s_group%29

^this

Also, two nice options would be Snake-Handling Jesus Freakism or Petrol-Drinking Jesus Freakism.

Oooh I should have read the whole thread before voting.
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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?

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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Nope - February 17, 2015 at 1:14 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Spooky - February 17, 2015 at 10:48 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:32 am
RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by CristW - February 20, 2015 at 10:21 am

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