Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

Exian

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RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell!

February 19, 2015 at 5:27 pm

I've done it cow style a few times. 10/10

I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue

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Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 6:52 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Alex K - February 19, 2015 at 6:58 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:00 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 7:10 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:12 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Natachan - February 19, 2015 at 7:28 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by FreeTony - February 19, 2015 at 7:33 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:41 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Homeless Nutter - February 19, 2015 at 7:46 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by robvalue - February 19, 2015 at 7:48 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 7:52 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Brian37 - February 19, 2015 at 7:55 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Strongbad - February 19, 2015 at 8:21 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 8:34 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by pocaracas - February 19, 2015 at 9:18 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 9:27 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by zebo-the-fat - February 19, 2015 at 9:35 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Ben Davis - February 19, 2015 at 9:42 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 9:51 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by SteelCurtain - February 19, 2015 at 11:19 am

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by CapnAwesome - February 19, 2015 at 4:42 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Exian - February 19, 2015 at 4:50 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by vorlon13 - February 19, 2015 at 4:54 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 5:02 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by emilynghiem - February 19, 2015 at 5:11 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jacob(smooth) - February 19, 2015 at 5:37 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by rexbeccarox - February 19, 2015 at 5:14 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by CapnAwesome - February 19, 2015 at 5:23 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Exian - February 19, 2015 at 5:27 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Jackalope - February 19, 2015 at 5:31 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by Crossless1 - February 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: Finally! The definitive list of sexual positions which will sentence you to Hell! - by pocaracas - February 19, 2015 at 5:50 pm

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