Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?

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Poll: Which religion or cult would you sentence ISIS to join? This poll is closed.
Jehovah's Witnesses	25.00%	3	25.00%
Unification Church/Moonies	0%	0	0%
Buddhism	16.67%	2	16.67%
Constitutionalism	8.33%	1	8.33%
Church of the Subgenius or other creative cult	16.67%	2	16.67%
Christianity or other (please specify which or why)	33.33%	4	33.33%
Total		12 vote(s)	100%

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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?

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RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join?

February 20, 2015 at 10:23 am

I can just imagine ISIS rhetoric coming from a bunch of jains.

"WE'RE VERY UPSET THAT SOMEONE STEPPED ON A BUG THIS MORNING, THIS SENSELESS LOSS OF LIFE IS AN INSULT TO OUR RELIGION. RETALIATION WILL BE HARSH AND SWIFT. WE WILL SHAKE OUR FISTS IN MODERATE LEVELS OF UPSET-NESS, BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH TO DISTURB THE AIR CURRENTS THAT MIGHT CAUSE A BUTTERFLY TO BUMP PAINFULLY INTO A TREE BRANCH."

In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
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Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by emilynghiem - February 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by vorlon13 - February 16, 2015 at 6:32 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by emilynghiem - February 16, 2015 at 6:36 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Pyrrho - February 16, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by vorlon13 - February 16, 2015 at 6:41 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 7:27 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by The Valkyrie - February 16, 2015 at 9:04 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Homeless Nutter - February 16, 2015 at 9:41 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by The Valkyrie - February 16, 2015 at 9:42 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 17, 2015 at 7:25 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Metis - February 16, 2015 at 9:44 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Lucanus - February 17, 2015 at 8:42 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by watchamadoodle - February 18, 2015 at 9:13 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by 404NotFound - February 16, 2015 at 11:48 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Nope - February 17, 2015 at 1:14 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by robvalue - February 17, 2015 at 8:49 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Anomalocaris - February 17, 2015 at 10:18 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by FatAndFaithless - February 17, 2015 at 10:19 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Spooky - February 17, 2015 at 10:48 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by LostLocke - February 17, 2015 at 11:52 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by CristW - February 18, 2015 at 4:24 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by emilynghiem - February 19, 2015 at 2:52 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by FatAndFaithless - February 19, 2015 at 2:53 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by CristW - February 20, 2015 at 2:00 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by emilynghiem - February 20, 2015 at 3:45 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Aoi Magi - February 18, 2015 at 6:05 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:22 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by emilynghiem - February 19, 2015 at 2:58 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Faith No More - February 20, 2015 at 2:09 pm

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by robvalue - February 18, 2015 at 10:31 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Losty - February 18, 2015 at 10:32 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by Mr Greene - February 20, 2015 at 8:48 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by CristW - February 20, 2015 at 10:21 am

RE: Which religion would you sentence ISIS to join? - by FatAndFaithless - February 20, 2015 at 10:23 am

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