Why would God do this to me when it would help him

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Why would God do this to me when it would help him

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RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him

February 20, 2015 at 2:33 pm

(February 20, 2015 at 2:05 pm)Godschild Wrote: If I may ask who gave you those ideas about God. I'm not saying He's not doing that, I can't know at this point and probably never. I'm just curious as to why you would blame God for problems that come up in electronics all the time.

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Because God/Jesus/Ghost is just the sort of fuckface who would screw around with somebody's USB ports to mess up their sex life. He gets off on it. For example:

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Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by TorchWOULD_or_WOULDNT - February 20, 2015 at 6:25 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Homeless Nutter - February 20, 2015 at 6:29 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by TorchWOULD_or_WOULDNT - February 20, 2015 at 6:31 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Homeless Nutter - February 20, 2015 at 6:37 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 6:33 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by TorchWOULD_or_WOULDNT - February 20, 2015 at 6:41 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 6:45 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by LostLocke - February 20, 2015 at 11:14 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 6:50 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Norman Humann - February 20, 2015 at 12:38 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 12:41 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Norman Humann - February 20, 2015 at 12:42 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 20, 2015 at 6:36 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 20, 2015 at 6:38 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 20, 2015 at 6:48 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by robvalue - February 20, 2015 at 7:24 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Faith No More - February 20, 2015 at 8:59 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Aoi Magi - February 20, 2015 at 9:25 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by professor - February 20, 2015 at 9:29 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 9:39 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Faith No More - February 20, 2015 at 10:32 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 10:59 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Homeless Nutter - February 20, 2015 at 10:42 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by downbeatplumb - February 20, 2015 at 12:16 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Norman Humann - February 20, 2015 at 1:30 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by robvalue - February 20, 2015 at 9:37 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by robvalue - February 20, 2015 at 9:41 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 11:20 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Faith No More - February 20, 2015 at 11:31 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 11:38 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Faith No More - February 20, 2015 at 11:42 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 11:53 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Faith No More - February 20, 2015 at 11:57 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by JesusHChrist - February 20, 2015 at 1:08 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by downbeatplumb - February 20, 2015 at 2:46 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by professor - February 20, 2015 at 11:37 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Alex K - February 20, 2015 at 11:41 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Homeless Nutter - February 20, 2015 at 12:26 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by robvalue - February 20, 2015 at 11:38 am

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Faith No More - February 20, 2015 at 1:00 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Norman Humann - February 20, 2015 at 1:02 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Homeless Nutter - February 20, 2015 at 1:09 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by JesusHChrist - February 20, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by SteelCurtain - February 20, 2015 at 1:22 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by JesusHChrist - February 20, 2015 at 1:32 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Lucanus - February 20, 2015 at 1:33 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Cato - February 20, 2015 at 1:43 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Godschild - February 20, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by JesusHChrist - February 20, 2015 at 2:33 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by LastPoet - February 20, 2015 at 2:29 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by emilynghiem - February 20, 2015 at 3:02 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by LastPoet - February 20, 2015 at 3:45 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by LastPoet - February 20, 2015 at 4:26 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Fidel_Castronaut - February 20, 2015 at 4:27 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by rexbeccarox - February 20, 2015 at 4:38 pm

RE: Why would God do this to me when it would help him - by Norman Humann - February 20, 2015 at 4:40 pm

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