Oh man, you guys want to know something super weird. One of my English teachers married Jim Caviezel, the guy who played white Jesus and torture victim in Passion of the Christ. He attended the same church as my family a few times. That was before he was really super famous. It always cracks me up to think of my English teacher having kinky sex with Jesus.
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