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You could staple your nuts to the wall or.......
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RE: You could staple your nuts to the wall or.......
(February 28, 2015 at 8:06 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: What is it with religion and dicks? testicles, foreskin, which hole to put it in.... I won't be surprised to find a religion solely devoted to dicks.

My working theory is that, if there's a heaven, when the christians get there they're going to discover that god is a skyscraper sized literal dong, wearing a coat made out of all the foreskins they've cut off on Earth.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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You could staple your nuts to the wall or....... - by Brian37 - February 28, 2015 at 7:16 am
RE: You could staple your nuts to the wall or....... - by Esquilax - February 28, 2015 at 12:00 pm
RE: You could staple your nuts to the wall or....... - by Losty - February 28, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: You could staple your nuts to the wall or....... - by Losty - February 28, 2015 at 12:24 pm
You could staple your nuts to the wall or....... - by KUSA - February 28, 2015 at 2:07 pm

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