Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 22, 2025, 5:47 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Humor/OP ED, but half serious.
#6
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious.
(March 2, 2015 at 10:26 am)Brian37 Wrote: Just a bit of superfluous venting here.

HEY FOOD COMPANIES! I really would like to know why you fucking think chewing, crunching and gulping noises will make me want to buy your product? No one sells toilet paper with sound effects. It doesn't make me want to buy your product, it makes me want to throw a brick at my TV!

Maybe because they haven't invented a device that lets you taste things through your TV?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

Reply



Messages In This Thread
Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Brian37 - March 2, 2015 at 10:26 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Alex K - March 2, 2015 at 10:33 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Brian37 - March 2, 2015 at 10:34 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Alex K - March 2, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Norman Humann - March 2, 2015 at 11:04 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Chad32 - March 2, 2015 at 11:07 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Brian37 - March 2, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by dyresand - March 2, 2015 at 11:17 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Alex K - March 2, 2015 at 11:26 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by vorlon13 - March 2, 2015 at 2:43 pm
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Chad32 - March 2, 2015 at 11:32 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Brian37 - March 2, 2015 at 11:54 am
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by SteelCurtain - March 2, 2015 at 12:01 pm
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Brian37 - March 2, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by Chad32 - March 2, 2015 at 12:05 pm
RE: Humor/OP ED, but half serious. - by SteelCurtain - March 2, 2015 at 1:36 pm

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Humor or pushing a stereotype? Paraselene 32 4740 October 5, 2024 at 4:25 pm
Last Post: awty
  A Serious Thread. Seriously? onlinebiker 12 2898 May 9, 2022 at 8:20 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Vincent who? Are you serious! ignoramus 9 3156 July 6, 2021 at 12:32 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  [Serious] SERIOUS POST, Hillbilly Atheist has COVID. Brian37 50 7999 January 8, 2021 at 11:32 pm
Last Post: Hillbillyatheist
  [Not Serious]Pick one, then post the next selection. Gawdzilla Sama 64 7716 October 18, 2019 at 8:07 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Uselss skills/qualifications! (#2) [NOT SUPER SERIOUS] ignoramus 44 6256 May 2, 2019 at 8:56 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  [NOT SERIOUS] But wondering.... Brian37 14 3964 January 26, 2019 at 6:36 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  The queen doesn't half talk some shit Cod 11 3686 December 26, 2018 at 9:28 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  My humor, I know it's off the wall Paraselene 13 4037 May 8, 2018 at 8:03 am
Last Post: Little lunch
  Will you share your food (serious question) ErGingerbreadMandude 39 9375 January 15, 2018 at 2:21 am
Last Post: DLJ



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)